See? You're not supposed to!

Ahhh...Jessica is the "Queen of Darkness" once again!
As it should be. As it should be.

Thanks,
John McDonald
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Man! I LOVE super heroes!

Just thought I'd share that.

Thanks,
John McDonald
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Whew! Or why not to have weird days like today.

Man. It was a freaky one. I went BACK to Rollin' Sound to get Jessica's* tint redone. Again. I had a moment of spiralling despair as I thought I'd lost something...precious. I had an epiphany where I realized there wasn't anything I could do about it, and I think an old lady at Wendy's was hitting on me. Just all in all a very surreal day.

I don't recommend it to anyone.

*I swear I will get around to Jess eventually. Most of you know who she is, and understand (or pretend to in order not to set me off on a rant), but I realize a few of you may have a bizarre mental image of me hauling my girlfriend-bot back to the shop to get her shine fixed. Sorry. I'm tired. Another day.


Oh, and I'm making tacos for dinner! Weird, huh?

Day Off!

So today I had an appointment to get the tint fixed on Jessica (more on her later). Suffice it to say that it's a BEAUTIFUL day here in sunny florida and I'm making the most of it!

Thanks,
John McDonald
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Today in history.

Today I attended my company's annual Regional PEAK OF PERFORMANCE meeting. It was great! NOT! Another day I'll NEVER get back! Anyway! Thought I'd post some pics to share the joy.

Thanks,
John McDonald
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Alright! Let's get down to business!

I thought I'd start with a run-down of the characters in this little play. No particular order other than the way they come to mind, which I suppose could indicate importance, but who knows?
First up?
Mr. Brickwood-
Mr. Brickwood is, I suppose, for all intents and purposes, my sidekick. He'll be pissed as hell when he reads that, but this is MY story which makes him the sidekick! He's a pretty decent guy, and for whatever reason we get along very well. He's slightly, how to put this, neurotic? Yup. that's the right word. Of course, I'm pretty sure a great deal of his neuroses stem from the huge sebatious sist on the back of his neck (bought the size of a golf ball) but the doctors have told him repeatedly this can't be true.
Either way, he's the guy I spend most of my freetime with, sort of a "hetero-lifemate" as it were.
Don't let the picture fool you though ladies! He is a sexy beast if you're one of those women who're ATTRACTED to men that could be "mildly criminally insane". You know, the ones where you're relatively sure going to bed with them is going to be similar to the feeling one gets when riding the elevator down from the 51st floor and having it "skip" its timing and drop a few inches VERY quickly?
Yeah. That's my boy.

YARGH!!!

This is getting frustrating! I posted finally, but I couldn't get it to switch over to my blog! Here we go again!

Alright. So it did work! That's great! With the ability to now post photos hopefully this won't become one of those futile attempts I've made to keep a "blog". I like doing this, I just never keep up with it. Of course, you know what would help? COMMENTS!!!! Let's keep it lively here people! I'm gonna post some amazingly funny stuff (Yep. I sure am. You WILL find it funny! You watch.) and I need your feedback. I'll critique some movies. I'll let you know about the people in my life. I'll probably even post the occasional "risque" column. (WARNING-If I had to rate my life it would be "R" so if you're reading this and you're under age GO AWAY!!!) All in all it'll hopefully be a fun place, but only if I get feedback! I thrive on comments so fire away people!!!

Thanks,
John McDonald
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